/ Me in the club. Second from far right.
/ Totally Sensible Plans for Retirement:
- Live in a shack by the ocean.
- Have tanned leathery skin and absurd white hair.
- Swim every morning.
- Wear nothing but silk turbans and body tents.
- Read pretentious novels in espresso bars with my sibord.
- Really earn the moniker ‘that crazy broad’.
/ The humbling in learning about the albatross. (In order to write a television script for preschool children. Bleak.)
Photo: Chris Jordan
/ I’ve jumped the shark, guys. I’ve begun to think self help initiatives run by typographers are a good idea. Cool bai.